Just like in Paradise, the seemingly never-ending flow of potential online matches seriously deters one from ever investing themselves in any one relationship: “What if someone better swipes right on me tomorrow, or what if any of the other 15 girls I am talking to ends up putting out more on the first date?I probably shouldn’t text this girl again for at least 3 days just in case”.
A real conversation should not include: calling them crazy or insisting they owe you their rose.
Iggy the fake Jew Lacey was selling the Jewish girl thing real hard (again choose either a Hamsa or a Star of David, both is never necessary), but that doesn’t mean she deserved to get prayed at by Iggy.
Kristina and Dean gravitated towards each other early in the premiere, primarily because of the hardships experienced because of their home life.
Kristina was adopted from Russia, while Dean's mother passed away and his father was distant afterwards.
Suggested alternative: Don’t pretend to be Jewish and instead ask your nice Jewish date about her culture and why it’s important to her.
Also — be willing to raise your children Jewish, and don’t mention the Holocaust.
Dean the brake pumper (also fuck boy)A little harder to explain, so bear with me here, but Dean is the ultimate walk-it-backer.
He went all in real fast with Kristina — they spent the production break traveling together while they discussed teeth whitening methods and took shots every time they out “my family is more fucked up-ed” each other.
Ben Z the Animal Lover Ben Z has been all dog talk all season and it has not been working out for him.